I'm Packing Up and Moving to Broadway to Live in the Basement of the Theatres Like Erik Does

And, much like Erik, I shall also be speaking in the third person.

Kylie likes speaking in the third person.

Kylie thinks she will make a spectacular theatre ghost, just like Erik, except with less murder and more unholy wailing every time she sees a spider.

Perhaps she won't make a spectacular ghost...

Anyways

I have been tweeted at TWICE by Broadway.

TWICE.

They lahve-a me. Lahve-a me, lahve-a me, lahve-a me.

The first time was completely unintentional. I was just watching So You Think You Can Dance, and I got super excited by the new "prize" they are giving/possibly just gave away.

So I tweeted about it.

It floored me when I saw the response. I had purposely avoided tagging anything because... well... I'm antisocial and shy and don't like to be noticed unless I decide to be noticed and then I will be obnoxious until everyone pays attention to me. But there it was. They even retweeted it and showed it to all of THEIR followers!

I couldn't believe my luck.

Some people wish to have their favorite pop star notice them. Me? I get excited when Broadway notices me.

And now, we have today.

After the absolutely INCREDIBLE number performed at the Tony Awards, I had to look up "A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder." The Tony it won for Best Musical didn't help, either.

I cannot describe to you how happy I was to discover that you could listen to the entire album on YouTube. For the past week, my computer has been spouting this music over and over and over again and, I'm sure, it's ready to die along with the rest of the D'Ysquith clan.

So what else could I do but turn to Twitter to confess how much I loved it?

Well

After this, Kylie has had no choice but to conclude that the Broadway stage is calling to her and requesting her presence.

~Kylie



(PLEASE NOTE: No, I will not give you my Twitter handle. Sorry. I am a SUPER obnoxious Twitterer, so really I'm saving you from the pain of seeing it.)