Five Senses Poster Experience

In case you aren't hip and down with the times, I am going to preface this by saying that I have recently won a sweepstakes by the wonderful IMAX Twitter page and am now in possession of a very special movie poster.

It is a Guardians of the Galaxy movie poster and it is signed by the cast and the director.

Now, as I have always been taught that I must share with those less fortunate than myself, I have decided to enact a system allowing others to also observe my poster in its natural habitat.

Here is the pricing information on the Five Senses Poster Experience:

To See The Poster: An exciting roller coaster for your visual orbs! $5.

To Hear The Poster: If you listen closely, you can hear the whispers of pure awesomeness. Includes the rewards of the previous tier. $10

To Touch The Poster: Some say it just feels like a normal poster. Find out if it's true. Includes the rewards of the previous tier. $25

To Sniff The Poster: It smells like the blood of the vanquished. And pina coladas. $40

To Lick The Poster: You may not lick the poster. Why are you even asking to lick the poster. What kind of sick person are you.



Please schedule your Five Senses Poster Experience at least two weeks ahead of schedule.

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