I Hate Everything

HOW CAN I DO HOMEWORK WHEN I JUST FOUND THE ANSWER TO ALL OF MY LOKI QUESTIONS.

HOW.

~Kylie

Loki 2

Loki 2?

Loki 2.

Loki 2!

LOKI 2!!!!!!!!!!!!

And there's our review.

JKLOL. Imma tell y'all a little bit more about our experience with everyone's favorite anti-hero.

Korrin and Hammy came down to Ogden on Friday night along with Hammy's boy, Josh. So that was fun. But then Saturday was even MORE fun because we ate doughnuts and watched Loki 1 and then we made T-shirts.

 

We know. We're totes adorbs.

 

 

 

So then we went to the theatre. It was pretty great. Amanda was even able to join us!

 

It was so nice of them to let her join us. We all agreed that the one part where the people were doing the thing was our favorite.

 

 

 

But yeah, if anyone wants to know if Loki 2 is worth it, then YES. It is the greatest. Loki could give Tony Snark a run for his money, and that's saying something.

 

So go have fun and spend your money on it.

 

(Or just give your money to me and I'll go watch it for you.)

 

~Kylie of Asgard

I Suck at Blogging

11/8/13
If you hadn't noticed, I really suck at keeping up on things. Things like my homework, or my journal, or my blog.
I would try to catch you up on everything that happened, but honestly I can't remember it all. From now on I will blog at least once a week and will probably set up a punishment for myself with someone so that I am motivated to do it.
 I will however catch you up on the important things.

1- I have a nephew now. And he is the most aborable thing I have ever seen.

In the sunlight his hair has a definite reddish hue (GINGER!!) but it is most likely that it will be more brown than red. His baby blessing was last Sunday and I feel confident that he will be a strong young man in the gospel.  My sister also has some very interesting people in her ward...but it was a good day anyway. I keep getting withdrawals from holding him.  He's like a personal heater that you never ever want to let go of.  It may also be because I know that the spirit in that little skin sack saw my Grammie a lot more recently than me and I miss her. More than normal today.

2- Halloween was awesome! I was Annabeth from the Percy Jackson series and it was super fun because I got to wear my costume to work.  Only two kids recognized right off what I was, and that was sad, but I still had fun.

3-I have been sick since the Wednesday before Halloween and that really sucks.  I am nauseous all the time and I keep skipping class because I feel so crappy.  I am slowly becoming a really horrible student.

4- I have noticed that my depression is being triggered more by stress instead of loneliness now so that's good.  Especially since all of my social interaction is me being a fifth wheel.  The therapy is helping too, and it gives me an outlet where I usually wouldn't have one.

5- I went and saw Ender's Game last weekend. Can someone say one of the best and most accurate movies I have ever seen?! The book is fantastic and probably one of the best that I have ever read, and the movie equaled it in awesomeness.  I'm glad I convinced my parentals to go.

6- Tonight I am making an epic journey with Hammy and her boy Josh to the mighty Weber. We are going for a visit with Kylie and to see Loki 2.  But there will be more on that later, I'm just super excited and have been waiting for this weekend for three weeks.

I can't think of anything else to say at this moment that are my life problems. I have had to deal with my roommates ex boyfriend and all that crap. It got old really fast.  But I hope that I helped a little bit and won't give you details cause it's not my place.

-Korrin

How Do You Describe A Friendship Like Mine And Korrin's?

It's almost as difficult as trying to solve a problem like Maria.








But then again, maybe this video just explains everything:

~Kylie

This Is What You Get For Expecting Me To Be Engaged When You Get Back

Sister Merrill thinks that Korrin and I shall be married women with eleventy billion children when she gets back.

Not only is that physically impossible, it is absolutely ridiculous to assume that two socially awkward girls will be married in the next technically year and a half.

So today, I am starting a secret operation that I am letting you all in on.

I am starting Operation Fake Boyfriend.

Opening line of the email I just sent to her:

"Things have just been crazy around here, and there's this guy, and basically things are ridiculous."

She's going to go crazy.

Or she's not even going to think about what it means.


Honestly, I'm thinking it'll be the latter.



~Kylie





PS-- DON'T TELL EMILY

The Best Dream Ever

So the night before last, I had the greatest dream of all time.

Seriously.

There is no dream that could ever beat out this one at all ever in the entire world.

That good.


So I had come home for the weekend in this dream, and had just walked in the door when my phone chirped. I thought it was one of my friends, or even one of my parents, but no. It wasn't.

It was from Agent Phil Coulson of SHIELD.

New mission, it said. We are on the way.

Normally, this would be the greatest text of my entire life. Like... SHIELD NEEDS ME AND I MUST GO! But instead, I just felt this rush of disappointment. I was finally home! I didn't want to go on another mission right now! So I texted him back with a quick "Sorry, but I can't. Maybe next time," groaning the whole time. If I knew anything about Coulson, I knew he'd come no matter what (or even if) I texted back.

Sure enough, at that moment I heard a car outside.

I walked over to the door slowly, because nope, no way, Coulson was NOT going to be there. There was no way. No way he had gotten there that fast. When I looked through that peephole, I would not see his car there. Nope.

Except when I looked outside, there was a black van parked outside my house, people rearranging stuff in the back, and none other than Agent Coulson half-way across the yard on his way to my door.

Needless to say, I was not pleased.

I opened the door for him because I knew that no door can keep out Agent Coulson--he's too fantastic--and I pretty much started yelling at him the second he waltzed into my house. Because HELLO you can't just show up at someone's house when they've pretty much told you to go away, and also expect them to go who-knows-where-but-it's-probably-dangerous with you for who-knows-how-long-and-may-miss-everything-important. But he just smiled at me and asked if I was ready to go.
"No, I'm not going!" I yelled. "I just want to be at home!"
And again, he just smiled at me.
"Talk to your parents about it. I have some things I need to do, and then I'll be back to pick you up."

Basically, Coulson is a jerk.

So then I was standing in the kitchen talking to my parents, telling them all about how I didn't want to go and why it was an awful idea. I was tired. I wanted to be at home. I just didn't feel like it. All that junk.

And then my parents got real deep.

"Kylie, we want to let you know that whatever you choose, we will respect your decision."
(AWESOME TEN POINTS TO KYLIE)
"But--"
(NO STOP PARENTS)
"We want you to consider the fact that they wouldn't keep asking you to help out on these missions unless you had something important to contribute."

I stood there for a few minutes thinking about how wrong they were when I realized they were right.
"Huh," I said, still considering everything, "I guess so. I mean, they're not asking me along for my physical abilities, I know that. Maybe they really do need me."

So, when that jerk Coulson came back and I gave him my answer, he just smiled and said "Yeah. I know."

And just like that, I was on a plane flying to--I think--some European country.

The rest of the dream is a little fuzzy after that. There was some guy who ran some sort of corporation who wore too much leopard print/ and kicked us out. We got stuck in the foyer because the elevators wouldn't work and I was somehow able to teleport outside onto the rooftop right next to whatever floor of the giant skyscraper we were on. There were weird monster hybrid things attacking the city and Coulson told me I had to start fighting them off even though I couldn't fight at all and had no physical skills. I was looking at the closest half-scorpion, half-lion thing, trying to figure out what I could do to stop it when I saw Amanda standing not too far away, also assessing the situation. We made a "game plan" (and by game plan I mean "hey I'm going to get a running start, jump on the thing's back, and start punching it in the head so you just jump in and start throwing punches when you feel ready") and I was just leaping on to the thing's back when my alarm went off and I cried because my dream was AWESOME and I didn't want it to end.




So basically the moral of the story is "never question a SHIELD agent."