Sunday, November 3, 2013

This Is What You Get For Expecting Me To Be Engaged When You Get Back

Sister Merrill thinks that Korrin and I shall be married women with eleventy billion children when she gets back.

Not only is that physically impossible, it is absolutely ridiculous to assume that two socially awkward girls will be married in the next technically year and a half.

So today, I am starting a secret operation that I am letting you all in on.

I am starting Operation Fake Boyfriend.

Opening line of the email I just sent to her:
"Things have just been crazy around here, and there's this guy, and basically things are ridiculous."



She's going to go crazy.

Or she's not even going to think about what it means.


Honestly, I'm thinking it'll be the latter.



~Kylie





PS-- DON'T TELL EMILY

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