Monday, October 14, 2013

I'm Not Gonna Lie...

I'm kind of legitimately upset that Amanda got her visa and is now leaving her difficult companion.

"WHAT??!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!" I know you demand, because I can hear you from here.

But you don't even know.

I just sent Hermana Lloyd an ENTIRE EMAIL with different strategies/comebacks to use the next time Hermana Crazy Pants went off on a rant about how pens are the worst writing utensils ever created.

It included such gems as:
  • But Sister, we have AGENCY! I love using my agency! In fact, I think I'll use it right now! Thanks, Hermana!
  • Hermana, I call you to repentance.
       And, my favorite,
  • GET THEE HENCE, PEN-HATER!



So while I still want to shoot sparkles out of my hands and dance around like a mad woman, I can't be entirely devoted to this visa thing because I know she probably won't have another opportunity to rebuke her companion and tell a parable of the Hermana who wouldn't shut up about pens and was consequently hit by a giant truck.

~Kylie

2 comments:

  1. Hahaha! I don't know how I missed this post. I love it Kylie!!! On a good note, Amanda will be able to have a chance to use your ideas because her departure date was moved to October 28. Now you can be happy that she'll get the email and be able to use it! :)

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  2. She got moved to the 28th? "Yay!" but also "Dang it!" At least that gives her more time to use one of my gospel-friendly comebacks ;)

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