I'm Not Going To Die

Korrin thinks I'm going to die.

Not because I do dumb things.

Not because I say dumb things.

Not because I am clumsy.

She thinks I'm going to die because I called her "old sport".

I don't even remember the context of the conversation we were having. All I know is that we were conversing one second, and then the next thing I know I'm getting a message that says "DON'T SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!" Now I may not remember the context of the conversation, and I may be too lazy to look it up, but I do know I didn't say anything to warrant this level of what seems to be animosity. So while I sat there in my confusion, I get another message. Something to the effect of "When you use that phrase, I start worrying that I'm going to find you dead in a swimming pool, bleeding out all over the place."

Now, imma let you finish Korrin, but I am one of the best clumsy people of all time, and there is no freaking way I am going by a swimming pool in the immediate future. 

I hurt myself trying to sit in a chair today.

But now basically I'm going to go around calling everyone "old sport" for, oh, only the rest of my life.

So see ya soon, old sport.

~Kylie (old sport)

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